Preheat oven to 375°F and line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
Cook the bacon till it's crispy and allow to cool completely on a plate lined with a paper towel. Crumble into small pieces.
Cut the jalapeños in half lengthwise and remove the seeds. Place onto the prepared baking sheet.
In a large mixing bowl, combine the whipped cream cheese, shredded cheese, cooked bacon, garlic, cayenne, and salt. Mix thoroughly.
Fill each of the pepper halves with about 2 tablespoons of the cream cheese mixture. Place onto the prepared baking sheet.
Unroll the crescent dough sheet and use a pizza cutter or sharp knife to cut the dough into thin strips.
Wrap 1-2 strips around each filled jalapeño. Leave a small space for the eyes later. Place the wrapped peppers back onto the prepared baking sheet and repeat for all the peppers.
Bake at 375°F for 16-20 minutes, or until the dough has puffed up and is golden brown.
Attach the eyes, sticking them to the cream cheese mixture.